Trystane and Doran Martell - Let's not spear another minute apart, Dad!
Shireen and Stannis Baratheon - Nothing like lighting your kid's fire to make the ultimate sacrifice.
Joffrey and Robert Baratheon - I can't wait to die from boar-dom.
Craster and Gilly - Hopefully she will meet a man just like her Dad one day -- too bad Samwell.
Jeor and Jorah Mormont - Treachery is a way of life and death for us, Dad.
Balon and Theon Greyjoy - Dad, why are you a bit hard on me to man up?
Balon and Yara Greyjoy - What was tossed may never fly!
Roose and Ramsay Bolton - When you care to stab the very best...
Tywin and Tyrion Lannister - Revenge is a potty bowl best executed and served cold because when you love your father to death. In the end, it all washes out into the sea.
Tywin and Cersei Lannister - Because your kid is never really smarter than you when you sit and stink.
Tywin and Jaime Lannister - Lancel always wanted to be like me, we are almost like triplets. Thanks for teaching me not to be vain, not to valuing my honor, do more than be a bodyguard, not seek personal glory, or care what people of think of me, but making the family name live on! The Lion Dynasty always pays it debts!
Eddard and Robb Stark - Here's to getting a very close shave!
Eddard and Sansa Stark - Thanks for the setting me up to do the honorable thing, again and again and again.
Eddard and Rickon Stark - A family that dungeons together, stays together.
Eddard and Bran Stark - Don't mind if I go a' raven til the end of the world.
Eddard and Arya Stark - Let's face it -- I won't lose my head over you, Dad. Aw, shanks.
Eddard Stark and Jon Snow - Crows of a feather hang together
Myrcella and Jaime Lannister - Nothing says undying love more than admitting that your uncle is really your father while succumbing to a kiss of death from a sandy snake of a cousin!
Joffrey and Jaime Lannister - Thanks for being the father I never really had!
Matthos and Davos Seaworth - Because giving everything you got to the Red God means nothing if you don't have a wild fire time at the beach!
Robert Baratheon and Gendry Waters - I will row my boat shore for you, Dad!
Jon and Robin Arryn - I will always give a hand and toss someone out the Moon Door in memory of your highest achievements.
Sand Snake daughters and Oberyn Martell - We will keep swinging for you, Dad, and maybe even a weapon to take out an eye for an eye or two. Our name is Martell. You killed my father. Prepare to Die!
Lancel and Kevan Lannister - I wear my love for you father like a tattoo on my forehead!
Loras and Mace Tyrell - Say it in the Knight with Flowers that you're not that Oaf-fool, Dad. P.S. Why does grandma have thorns?
Margaery and Mace Tyrell - How did you make me such a sweet, underhanded child who is growing strong and taken seriously. Seriously, Dad!
Black Walder and Walder Frey - Nothing says loving like slicing a few cousins!
Lothar and Walder Frey - I am proud to have a father who makes me wear armor that is not a jester's cap.
Other Sons / Daughters of Frey and Walder Frey - We keep counting on you, Dad! Keeping up with the sister-wives of the Craster-dashians.
Brienne and Selwyn Tarth - To the best dad ever for giving me the biggest pair of jeans.
Samwell and Randyll Tarly - Thanks for disowning me, threatening to kill me in a hunting accident, fat shaming and mocking me at every turn. And by the way, thanks for loaning me this nice big fancy sword!
Dickon and Randyll Taryl - All Your Inheritance Is Belong to Me as your Second Son and not to the fat wimpy guy. Thanks dad!
Tommen and Jaime Lannister - With two of my siblings down and out, why chance bad juju? I know you want to say it loud and proud, amirite? Fatherly love is stronger than any faith worship.
The Poor Smallfolk and the High Sparrow - A shodless man in a dirty canvas bag is not a system of government! So riddle me this: what is the terminal air-velocity of a sparrow diving off the Great Sept of Baelor?
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